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September 02 2017

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September 01 2017

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historicaltimes:

Pillaging and desecration of church institutions by leftist Republicans; a corpse of a nun from a monastery in Barcelona was ripped out of a grave and displayed on a wall. Spain, August 1936

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Weiterlesen

August 31 2017

murdereratthematinee:

spicyshimmy:

melpopenn:

remylaforgewilbury:

spicyshimmy:

girls don’t like boys girls like the starship enterprise

I guess boys can come clean then. They like the Starship Enterprise as well. Let’s stop pursuing each other, and instead pursue peace and acceptance of all sentient life so that we can boldly go where no one has gone before.

What if we don’t like starship enterprise? What if we don’t like space?
Space is scary. Life is scary. Life in space is terrifying. I will boldly go hide in a cave with my tin hat thank you.

c’mon bones it’ll be fun

1) Uhura
2) Spock
3) Bones
4) Kirk

thisisspinaltapprivilege:

grapefruitmimosa:

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

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stagrunner:

irllavellan:

lindsaylohoean:

tumblr has been very weak on memes the past few weeks. where are our new memes? why is meme production so far behind?

It’s because school has started! Class time takes valuable time away from shitposting, which is why meme production always increases in May/June and stays consistent throughout the summer, then decreases around August. It’s just market fluctuations, there’s no cause for concern.

(slams palms on table) PRIVATIZED EDUCATION AND COMPULSORY COLLEGE HAS SPIRALED US INTO MEME RECESSION

chimeracuddles:

l0vegl0wsinthedark:

nomzoms:

analyticalsenshi:

hogwartsaheadcanon:

beautyandthepriest:

concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so he takes it home. Then the snake helps Harry throughout his years at hogwarts as harry carries it wrapped around his hand all like “pssssst, haaarryyy, the dark lord isss coming sss” or just petty shit like “haaaarrryy, now is the time, assskkk out cho chaaannngg”

The snake getting really agitated in second year and Harry like ‘Aw, what’s wrong little friend?’

And snake’s like ‘Nah don’t worry it’s cool, it’s just that big fuck-off snake in the pipes that keeps making you think you’re hearing things—it’s like, ten thousand foot long, and I’m a corn snake, so you know. Bit intimidating.’

Third year he eats Scabbers and saves them all a lot of time

my hand slipped

LOOK AT HER SHE IS A RAY OF SUNSHINE

I love her!!!

She also comforts Hatrry when Sirius dies. She lives 20 years so she is there for Harry… Always

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

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August 30 2017

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vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

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nederys:

leproblematique:

idontwatchdogs:

exceptionals:

do u ever just look at a straight couple and think…. that poor woman

Do you ever look at tumblr and think…humanity was a failed experiment.

I keep saying ‘there is no NO WAY for this place to make me roll my eyes even further into my skull than I already do’… and then, every time, the universe sees fit to prove me wrong. Spectacularly so.


Let me make something plenty clear. Thinking like the above is precisely what leads to teeth-grinding nonsense like stripping women of our fucking agency if we’re into any sexual practices that ever involve pain or submission or restraints or humiliation or role-playing large power differences (‘those poor women brainwashed by men into thinking they enjoy degrading sex’, with ‘women’ often written as ‘straight women’, to make the bullshit above more palatable to this place, as if kinky-as-fuck queer relationships don’t exist). Or to marginalising bi/pan women, with the excuse that our problems stem from being 'sexually available to men’ and we thus cause our own low quality of life, supposedly. Or transmitting an extremely nasty message to all men attracted to women, regardless of personal behaviour and attitudes, sexual orientation or gender identity: 'it is inevitable that you will be an abusive partner and people will have cause to feel sorry for your female-identified partner.’ FUCK THAT.


All of this without even pointing out that said 'straight couple’ could be a trans man and a trans woman, or a couple where one or both partners are bi/pan/ace/aro etc etc, given that Tumblr is so fond of snap, surface-level judgements and all the crap that accompanies them.


On a personal level, I have a huge problem in particular with women getting treated universally like presumed victims and our relationships and entire perception of such being shat on and invalidated by dipshits who embraced radfem ideas in Baby’s First Activist Movement.

That and, in addition to not particularly helping women, misandry is fucked up. Like it’s bad in se. Ugh.

When you’re motivated to write smut out of spite

yourshipisfine:

queerlybeloveds:

lyresnake:

image

@nihilnovisubsole

Thing is, most today´s anti´s are too young to get the joke.

Which makes it doubly hilarious.

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juniousuniverse:

futureblackpolitician:

ghettablasta:

Jaden Smith is love

This is so sweet

That’s powerful. I love his mind. Prince was another fearless individual who pushed past social constructs and the expectations of the world.

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falseknees:

They’ll remember that one time I said that funny thing

August 29 2017

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andreaskarge:

Francisco Henriques

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