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March 03 2016

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From the stars we come, to the stars we go. Life is but a journey into the unknown.
— Walter Moers, The City of Dreaming Books

skidar:

kyogre-blue:

overlycaffeinateddreamer:

faun-songs:

knightarcana:

deamortis66:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I DIDNT THINK SEXUAL DESIRE WAS A REAL THING LIKE I ALWAYS SAW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY WANTED SEX BUT I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING OR EXAGGERATING OR SOMETHING THATS WHY IT WAS SO HARD FOR ME TO REALIZE I WAS ACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WENT WITHOUT SAYING SEX ISNT THAT IMPORTANT IM 19 YEARS OLD I CANT STOP LAUGHING LITERALLY 99% OF THE POPULATION EXPERIENCES SEXUAL DESIRE AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

This is pretty much the definition of being an ace person, tbh, and I’m so glad.

#I thought it was an exaggeration for literal years (via sonickitty)

this is literally the #that sounds fake but okay meme im dying

#ME#I THOUGHT SEXUAL ATTRACTION WAS RARE#AKA#HOW TO FIND OUT YOU’RE DEMI (via @miseryauthoress)

Honestly, every single cheating plotline never made sense because “but why do you have to have sex with them? just don’t??”

^^^^ Every single cheating plot line ever I was like: What is so hard about keeping your pants on what is your problem??

unadulteratedagony:

Witches always lurk among birch trees.

The shadow you cast is not your own.

When you shut your eyes, the Others come.

The ability to love is not a prerogative of the good but may well be the one thing they share with the evil.
Rumo & His Miraculous Adventures, Walter Moers
Of course I feel the pain… I don’t respect it, that’s all.
— Ghoolian from The Alchemaster’s Apprentice by Walter Moers
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lesbianwedgeantilles:

typography challenge x all those books i own but haven’t read
2 / ? |  Text flush left or right.

The City of Dreaming Books (Die Stadt der Träumenden Bücher), Walter Moers. “A place accurséd and forlorn / with walls of books piled high, / its windows stare like sightless eyes / and through them phantoms fly. / Of leather and paper built, / worm-eaten through and through, / the castle known as Shadowhall / brings every nightmare true.”

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witch-under-a-birch-tree:

Oh shut up, you know it’s true.

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clair-de-lunatic:

-The City of Dreaming Books, Walter Moers

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tastefullyoffensive:

No means no. (via turntfortom)

March 02 2016

toodrunktofindaurl:

internetserviceprovider:

booknerding:

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

Hermione: *plays the trombone*

Crookshanks: *slams the oven door*

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I hate this website for being such a weird inspirational source

March 01 2016

You don’t get explanations in real life. You just get moments that are absolutely, utterly, inexplicably odd.
Neil Gaiman (via wordsnquotes)

cinnamonphan:

goddammityouscrewedupagain:

cannedcream:

charlesoberonn:

findingee:

mrchrismad:

beaumarbre:

random-homestuck-things:

bishounen-jake-english:

jackadiddlediddle:

bishounen-jake-english:

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

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THIS IS A TROMBONE

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THIS IS A TUBA

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AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

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Slidey Trumpet

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Big ass trumpet

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Drunk Trumpet

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I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

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those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

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eevechu:

evilmel:

ommanyte:

AU where Ash was never revived in the first movie, and out of guilt, before fleeing, Mewtwo still wipes everyone’s memory, and sends them back. But Pikachu refused to leave, Pikachu refused to forget

>:0c

my heart hurts and it’s not because i have heart burn

gustavclimt:

when you’re texting a new person and you have to remind yourself not to be a fucking weirdo

nahiri-lithomancer:

keranos-god-of-storm-crows:

k4ll0:

dajo42:

alphaaraptor:

original post [x]

this is the happiest day of my life

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Too soon

65 million years…

February 29 2016

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frazerhines:

i don’t want to spoil anything but harry is a wizard

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watchingtvandstuff:

when Jared & Jensen are Sam & Dean….only closer

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