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March 20 2017

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sugasugabae:

torontosugarbabyx:

thehappyhooker:

pardon-my-tits:

butnobodyknowsme:

Sex workers are human beings…. from cam models to strippers to porn stars. It may not be your cup o’ tea (mmm, tea), but it doesn’t give you the right to disrespect or shame them. 

Reblogging this again because people think that just because someone is a sex worker, means that they are not intelligent, can’t have normal lives, and treat them like complete shit.

I love this! Especially because not all of them say they are doing it just to get somewhere else in life

amen

I wish everyone could see this.

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interretialia:

marcvscicero:

happy birthday to rome’s biggest loser

  • wrote a poem called “the sea god glaucus” at 14, and then continued to write bad poetry for the rest of his life
  • consistently referenced and quoted the greek epics in his letters to atticus, a lifelong friend 
  • believed that children were a gift from the gods and that if it wasn’t natural to feel affection for children, then there could be no natural tie between any two humans at all 
  • cried. a lot. especially during his exile. and probably every time he saw his daughter
  • became consul in 63 BC and allegedly saved rome from a conspiracy 
  • was too witty for his own good and didn’t know when to keep his mouth closed
  • outlasted pompey, caesar, crassus and clodius, as well as his own daughter, brother and nephew (though not by much)
  • his final surviving letter to atticus ends with ‘adsum igitur’; it means ‘i am present’ 

Bene!

March 19 2017

rnackenzie:

if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

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20andsomethinggirl:

When you find a cheap apartment

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langernameohnebedeutung:

Wenn du denkst, du kennst die Grammatik deiner Muttersprache und dich grausam verraten fühlst.

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kiramekimikomishine:

ubiquitous-pearl:

Y u pet me

Keep pet me

This always makes me happy, because the source video shows that the shark actually wanted this. It experienced it once and then kept coming back for more petting.

(also, because i’ve seen comments about this: the shark is able to breathe while still, not all species need to be in motion to pass water through their gills. If you look closely, you can see its gills pumping)

I would very much like if more people would pet sharks and be good to them instead of trying to hurt them please

Sharks are very lovely and should get pettings like these more :)

MythBusters did an episode on how to survive a shark attack and a shark’s nose is so sensitive that a gentle tap is all you need to drive it away. The guy sat on the ocean floor with a bucket of chum and didn’t get attacked once, when hungry sharks swam up he’d give them a boop on the nose and they’d swim away. So if the shark is friendly, pet the snoot. If the shark is dangerous, boop the snoot. Either way, no one dies. 

Boop the snoot

Reblogging for adorable shark and ‘boop the snoot.’

What a good shark

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me watching disney princess movies

intoasylum:

as a kid:

now: 

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March 18 2017

Tweeted

drugget:

before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

slimetony:

cptdriad:

slimetony:

don’t even get me started

Okay

thanks

deine-reizueberflutung:

no-respect-for-bullshit:

castiel-for-king:

lysa-bell:

hippiearcheologist:

jerkniall:

me: *buys a bottle in another country*
me: *looks left*
me: *looks right*
me: ok but like
me: where is the pfandflaschenautomat

Alternatively:

Me in Germany: *empties.plastic.bottle*
Me in Germany: *crushes.it*
20 friends of mine simultaneously: NOOOOOOO!
20 friends of mine simultaneously: That’s Pfaaaaand!

Other Alternative:

Me in Germany: *About to throw empty bottle in trash*
Friends: NOOO! GIVE IT TO ME!

………………what the fuck are you guys talking about?

You never were in Germany right?

Haha. My life.

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bitchycode:

accurate

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jokerchenisdifferent:

little-known fun fact about Germany: our job offers don’t appear on companies’ websites or in papers, but printed on a handful of randomly selected products that you have to hunt down in supermarkets if you’re looking for a job.

should you be so lucky to check out with such a product, all you have to do is consume it, scribble your CV onto it and put it into the nearest pfandflaschenautomat to apply

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