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June 11 2017



Sometimes your titties are out, sometimes theyre not

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June 10 2017


If I ever did get too tired of this website I wouldn’t even delete I didn’t spend half of my life tagging things for nothing


95% of the time when I’m smiling at my phone it’s bc of something I said, not something someone sent me. I’m hilarious

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what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

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19 Men Go Shirtless And Share Their Body Image Struggles

The fruitless quest for a “perfect” body isn’t unique to women,  though based on the body image conversations we tend to hear, it’s easy to think so.

Spoiler alert: Men have body insecurities, too, and that’s nothing to be ashamed of.

Photos by: Damon Dahlen via The Huffington Post

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okay but… why fights over the gender of nutella? @@

Because. In German, is it der, die or das Nutella? Nobody knows, not even the Duden - the most widely used dictionary in Germany. 

We have some other words where several genders are possible, too, for example Bonbon (sweet - or hard candy for the Americans): both der and das are correct.

Germany has a Nutella Discourse this is the happiest day of my life

(I know it’s a meme bear with me) k but nutella is fucking female pls respect its origins TM

What if I told you….that in French… Nutella is male…

My life is complete xD European Nutella Discourse!

I’d like to have DIE NUTELLA carved in my fucking gravestone.

Echt jetzt? KETZER! Shun the non-believer! Shuuuun! Die Nutella, also wirklich … *smh* 

Yes, DIE NUTELLA, DER BONBON and DREIVIERTEL ELF. :D I’ll go down with these.

Oh. My. God. We can’t be friends anymore.

DAS NUTELLA, DAS BONBON and VIERTEL fucking VOR ELF! asgdfghasf!!!

For people who aren’t too familiar with German history:
In 1961 a wall was built in Germany to separate the VIERTEL VOR sayers from the DREIVIERTEL sayers. Back then it seemed to be the only possiblity to prevent another war on German ground. These were the good old days when you didn’t need a fucking translator to ask someone the time.

And to emphasise the seriousness of the divide: I had to look up if “dreiviertel elf” meant 10:15 or 10:45. I keep forgetting, which is no wonder given how deeply illogical this phenomenon is *arrogant West German smile*


It’s the most logical thing ever: Imagine a cake represents a whole hour. You can eat a VIERTEL cake. Or a HALBEN cake. Or a DREIVIERTEL cake. Or you eat the whole fucking cake. So, xx:15 is a VIERTEL of the whole hour and xx:45 is a DREIVIERTEL of the whole hour. Who on earth would say: “Ich habe ein Viertel mehr als gar keinen Kuchen bzw. ein Viertel weniger als den ganzen Kuchen gegessen.”

Take this, Westerner! :D

Damn. All answers I can come up with somehow end up favouring you xD Defeated by an Ossi, the shame of it!

how does dreiviertel elf make sense? Wouldn’t it make more sense to say 10:45 is dreiviertel zehn? Or is that just a typo you made?

Because honestly I’ve never ever heard someone say dreiviertel elf I thought you guys were making that up at first lol

also it’s DIE nutella and DER bonbon just sounds completely wrong and sinful

Well. If you always look at the coming full hour, 11:00, it makes some kind of sense.

10:15 = viertel elf = ¼ of the hour from 10 to 11 is gone.
10:30 = halb elf = ½ of the hour from 10 to 11 is gone
10:45 = dreiviertel elf = ¾ of the hour from 10 to 11 are gone.

It does have logic, once you understood it (it just sounds ridiculous anyway tbh. ;)

Now go away with “die Nutella”, heathen. I can’t believe I defended enemy logic to you anyway :P

Süddeutschland speaking!
DIE Nutella. DAS Bonbon. Und: DREIVIERTEL Elf. So. Nix West/Ost Konflikt. Der Graben geht quer durch Deutschland.

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why are German ppl so obsessed with spargel?! 

why are German ppl so obsessed with Goethe?!

why are German ppl so obsessed with Schiller?!

why are German ppl so obsessed with Knoppers?!




it’s no secret how much i despise this site’s brand of identity politics, and while i always focus on the lgbt related variety, the mental illness side in all its self-indulgent, inherently detrimental glory takes the cake-

we got 13-17 yr olds diagnosing themselves with personality disorders like NPD (relax i am very pro-self diagnosis when done right) due to literal Symptoms Of Being A High Schooler like…..there IS a reason minors can’t technically recieve certain diagnoses, and that reason isn’t ableism- they pass in adulthood. yall have literal kids saying that their desire for attention and dislike of/percieved inferiority of their young peers are cut and dry personality disorder symptoms (hey, i did the same thing at 16-17).

what’s normal and ok is these teenage beliefs/mindsets being phases, what’s completely fucking abnormal and unhealthy is folks rallying around them and encouraging they adopt, and in turn water down, these very heavy labels. what’s abmormal is fostering the belief that these negative aspects of teens’ inherently-volatile and unstable personalities, and dip in empathy, assuring them they’ll be like that forever so no one is allowed to criticize them or offer the wisdom that it’ll VERY LIKELY all pass as their brain development reaches its next stage. as someone who’s fought (since elementary school) for, and retained the debilitating diagnoses ive recieved, but CHOOSES to fight them and better myself even now, into adulthood, it’s very difficult to swallow, and frankly i won’t try.

if you were to give every high schooler a test for all the PDs i assure you a majority of them would “meet” a whole lotta their criteria. test them 10 years down the line you’ll probably see a drastic decrease.

it’s fine for kids to figure themselves out, to be at war with their brains, and cope in the ways they need for the time being. if they find comfort in relating to certain illnesses, so be it. as i said, i went thru that myself. what helps literally no one is a vast community of people, mostly 18+ folks, coddling them while also bein like Don’t Forget You’re Here Forever.

kids - speaking as someone who struggled with depression as a teenager - my psychiatrist [and i did see one] refused to have me diagnosed with depression until I hit 21

and the reason was that of course you’re moods are a mess, of course, you’re tired, of course, you don’t know up from down

your body is a mess, it doesn’t know what it’s doing - that’s puberty

during puberty your brain goes into overdrive producing hormones it needs and ones it think it’s needs and some just for kicks, combined with that you’re body image is shot because you can’t predict what it’s going to do from one day to the next, and you start to suffer with social pressure about what to do with your body - like shaving, treating break outs, acne, your hair can’t decide if it wants to grow at light speed or not at all, and might do it in patches, your circadian rhythm shifts so you want to sleep all day and stay awake all night, and when you do sleep it’s poorly so you’re exhausted 

and all of this is perfectly normal

during puberty your brain chemistry is exactly like having clinical depression because your body is playing wheel of fortune with your chemo signals

and then when you pass out of puberty a lot of the terrible things you suffer go away - you’re not outgrowing a mental illness, your body finally figures out how to work

that doesn’t mean you don’t have a mental illness, it means your body isn’t sure what the hell it’s doing and is running around like Dexter with his hair on fire

and there is things you can do to try and level it off - birth control is great for levelling your hormone production, ask your doctor about st johns wort and oil of evening primrose [both of which are available over the counter] which might help, yoga does help - it won’t fix it, vitamin d and exercise do help

but basically right now your body is a cauldron of hormone soup and most of what you’re feeling is normal - awful, but normal

mental illness in children and teens does exist but this is important too

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