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July 23 2017

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severus-snape-my-eternal-prince:

Artwork by むさし (Musashi).

Stunning!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

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The 3 C’s of life: choices, chances and changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change.
Anonymous
(via wnq-anonymous)
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shitmemesforshitteens:

do dead people watch YOU shower?

helpful hints & tricks to remedy this dire issue

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marsdaydream:

drinkmasturbatecry:

nudityandnerdery:

the-fandoms-are-valentines:

grandtheftautosanandreas:

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

And, of course:

“The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.

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kurokaniko:

screenshot redraw

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willkommen-in-germany:

cravingsatmidnight:

Flammkuchen - Tarte Flambée

German pizza :)

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herrwiegenstein:

Heidelberg Mensa, in days gone by.  Still housed in the same old armory today - can’t wait to see it for myself.

how to start discourse:

stefanyd:

scullysgf:

alyica:

[insert favorite character] is a [insert Harry Potter house]

sonic is a powerbottom

i don’t think that sentence starts discourse so much as ends any conversation before it even starts.

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July 22 2017

nervouspizzaman:

Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent

jack-twist:

self care is unfollowing people who post negative shit about stuff that makes you happy

doofcas:

When I die spread my ashes at Comic Con because that’s probably the only way I’ll ever get there.

We are storytelling animals, and cannot bear to acknowledge the ordinariness of our daily lives.
— Stephen Jay Gould (via quotemadness)
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americangodsdaily:

American Gods Season One Characters

salazar-slanderin:

Slytherin Problem # 413

Why is it socially unacceptable to tell people I don’t want to hang out?

Why I gotta make an excuse?

No I didn’t double plan/have unforeseen circumstances I just don’t want to see your ass, especially in public. Love you bye.

breastforce:

wikilifeadvice:

limit pasta consumption

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