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August 06 2017

showmaxter:

me: I’m out of money
me: nvm I got pfand :’)

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official-deutschtuerke:

Self care ist ne ganze Rittersport Tafel zu essen und es nicht zu bereuen

lightheartedsuggestion:

concept: we’re both in our softest pajamas. your arms are around me and our legs are intertwined. you kiss the back of neck and tell me you won’t ever let me go.

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

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orplid:

Stonehenge is a prehistoric monument located in Wiltshire, England, about 2 miles (3 km) west of Amesbury and 8 miles (13 km) north of Salisbury. Archaeologists believe it was built anywhere from 3000 BC to 2000 BC.

August 05 2017

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pagesfromthebookineverwrote:

On a scale from 1 - “Lol nope,”
How ace are you? 😂

August 04 2017

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August 03 2017

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metalgf:

Just had a glimpse of my alternate reality where I am the mom that made this meme

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August 02 2017

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July 30 2017

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daphnetrodon:

neoncryptcuddler:

meeresbande:

faunmoss:

americans: fight over soda vs pop

germans: you are like a little baby. watch this 

[list of 57 different yet equally unsettling words for apple core]

in case anyone though this was exaggerated: here is the list. be prepared.

WHAT EVEN

hi Germany excuse me quick question but what the fuck

hauntedhousemd:

non native english speaker culture is constantly switching between british and american spelling and writing words however you prefer without caring about consistency and you dont really always know which is which anyway

once-a-polecat:

anotherdayforchaosfay:

tygermama:

byebyeskylark:

glynnisi:

captainevans:

“did chris evans actually jump that high to grab onto that helicopter in civil war?”

friendly reminder that chris vaulted with ease over chris pratt after just telling him less than a minute before that he would be able to clear him if he only put his head down.

I want a Celebrity Obstacle Course show where all the pretty people can show off their hard stunt work for us and also occasionally eat it, because they need to be humbled sometimes. The judges would be career stunt people, to give them visibility, because they work even harder. Shirts optional.

You wouldn’t even finish the phrase “Celebrity Ninja Warrior” before Chris would start jumping up and doing yelling “Me! Me! Pick me!”

Anyone know how to contact Netflix about this?

Celebrity. Ninja. Warrior.

This needs to happen.

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socialpsychopathblr:

Ember Candle Company

July 29 2017

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thedailyshow:

The Mooch did his homework.

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unflatteringcatselfies:

Chop-Chop & Jessi 5 minutes into Netflix & chill (left) vs them 10 minutes later (right)

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