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August 29 2017

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sollstice:

German Music

Inspired by [x]

Play fullscreen

ravens-and-writings:

Rammstein - Sonne (live)

Alle warten auf das Licht
Fürchtet euch, fürchtet euch nicht
Die Sonne scheint mir aus den Augen
Sie wird heut’ Nacht nicht untergehen
Und die Welt zählt laut bis zehn

romy7:

anarcho-shindouism:

it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

thanks

August 28 2017

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theblogginggoth:

By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!

busket:

bennettflynt:

busket:

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

he?

thank you…..

August 27 2017

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lilium-bosniacum:

mapsontheweb:

Who do Europeans joke about most?

belarusians are better than all of us, not laughing at anyone

Today: A lesson in German capitalisation

leiabenna:

aph-wyonegonic:

ladyshinga:

yourfuckingmuse:

Die Spinnen!
= The spiders!
Die spinnen!
= They are crazy!

Er hatte liebe Genossen.
= He had kind companions.
Er hatte Liebe genossen.
= He had enjoyed love.

Sich brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
= to gloat and turn towards other things
Sich Brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.
= to turn towards breasts and other things

Sie konnte geschickt Blasen und Glieder behandeln.
= She was adept at treating blisters and limbs.
Sie konnte geschickt blasen und Glieder behandeln.
= She was adept at giving blowjobs and handling members.

Der Gefangene floh.
= The prisoner escaped.
Der gefangene Floh.
= The imprisoned flea

Helft den armen Vögeln.
= Help the poor birds.
Helft den Armen vögeln.
= Help poor people with sex.

In case anyone wanted to feel better about how confusing English can get.

I

@wooden-matchsticks @dancewithaskeleton :)
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everythingstarstuff:

Jafet Blanche

plant-dad-sulu:

startrekgenerator:

sometimes…. things that are fascinating…. are worse

startrekgenerator:

cute gender-neutral things to call your significant other: starfleet

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get-the-cheese-to-sickbay:

@startrekgenerator + the German Star Trek - Parody “(T)raumschiff Surprise” (Dreamship Surprise)

[not my pictures; source: screenshots from the movie “Traumschiff Surprise”]

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prehistories:

whomst:

@fleurites

every white person who reblogged this and added ‘what the fuck you’re supposed to wash rice?’ owes me reparations

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